brotoad:

my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder

seriousjones:

batman: come over

me: i’m busy

batman: my parents aren’t home

batman:

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